Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men
2003
Season 5
1 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
2007-09-24
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
2 Media Room Slash Dungeon
2007-10-01
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
3 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
2007-10-08
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
4 City of Great Racks
2007-10-15
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
5 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
2007-10-22
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
6 Help Daddy Find His Toenail
2007-10-29
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
7 Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
2007-11-05
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
8 Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
2007-11-12
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
9 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
2007-11-19
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
10 Kinda Like Necrophilia
2007-11-26
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
11 Meander to Your Dander
2008-03-17
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
2008-03-24
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
13 The Soil Is Moist
2008-03-31
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
14 Winky-Dink Time
2008-04-14
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
15 Rough Night in Hump Junction
2008-04-21
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
16 Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
2008-04-28
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
17 Fish in a Drawer
2008-05-05
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
18 If My Hole Could Talk
2008-05-12
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
19 Waiting for the Right Snapper
2008-05-19
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
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